Tagged with Humor

Effing Hipsters Using Lappytoppies in Coffee Shoppies

NYTimes writes trend piece abt how effing hipsters use laptops in coffee shops | HIPSTER RUNOFF | THE ALT REPORT

Hipster Runoff deservedly makes fun of a NyTimes piece called Destination: LAPTOPISTAN. The NYT article practically begs you to smirk at it with its “angry-old-man-at-young-kids-these-days” tone.

Though I had been a freelance writer for the last eight years, I had always worked at home, clad in pajamas and brewing my own fuel rather than paying $3 for someone to make pretty designs in my caffeinated foam. Whenever my wife suggested that I get out of the house, maybe take my laptop to a cafe, I shot back: “Real freelancers don’t work in coffee shops. It’s just unemployed hipsters and their unpublished novels, or screenplays, or Facebook stati.”

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Introducing “ū—”: A Distraction-Free Writing Environment

Kung Fu Grippe — Introducing “ū—”: A Distraction-Free Writing Environment

Merlin Mann takes a stab at the recent trend of making apps for writing that help you “focus.”

The Ourobouros Fun Factory, LLC is proud to announce a revolutionary new tool for serious artists doing serious work. It’s a distraction-free writing environment that we call “ū—” (pron. “YOOOoooouuuuu…”). And, it’s going to change the way you think about thinking about maybe writing some day forever.

Context:

Ommwritter

Writer for iPad

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The Geocities-izer

The Geocities-izer makes your web page look like it was made in 1996 by a 13 year old. I love how mine came up. With an auto play midi file instrumental of Oasis Wonderwall and everything.

via Dailymeh

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Ke$ha’s Tik Tok References King Lear

Pulitzer prize poet discusses Ke$ha’s Tik Tok

Side note comment: Is this the music that kids listen to sort of piss off their parents? I guess bland and turgid pop always finds a way to be “relevant”. It used to be the boy band and the girl band. Now it’s the costumed pop star.

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Terms and Conditions from Hell

7,500 Online Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their Souls

This is the reason why you should always read the terms and conditions before clicking accept.

A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers.

via Azspot

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New iPod found at McDonalds

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In case you haven’t heard, Gizmodo got their hands on the new upcoming iPhone. Tech blogos are confirming it as legit. But what was kind of fishy about the whole ordeal was that it was supposedly found at a bar. Gruber over at DF offers some more context.

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Conan O’Brien Covering Creep

Conan O’Brien covering Radiohead’s Creep during his live tour. A full circle sort of thing, since back in 1993 when Conan started at Late Night, Radiohead were their first musical guest and they played Creep.

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The Thin Line Between Douchebags and Bros

What Maketh a Bro?

How might we come to a more objective definition of “douchebag”? Perhaps the key lies in studying the term’s closest relatives. Take “bro.” On UrbanDictionary.com, bro has been externally defined by the same characteristics as Bans’ douche: bros join fraternities, wear baseball caps, spike their hair, pop their collars, clutch red plastic cups, and are proud of it. But unlike “douchebag,” people actually call themselves “bros.” Is it possible that the term “bro” functions as a way for douchebags to reveal their “pretentious pride” in their fratty lifestyles without admitting how douchey it all is?

The answer to the last question is a definite yes.

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Shit My Dad Says Gets TV Deal

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Justin opened a Twitter account in which he literally posted shit his dad says. Now he has a TV deal.

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Determine Your Religion Flowchart

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Holy Taco created this flowchart to help you with your spiritual confusion.

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